butter mountain (or my life as a culinary student)

Sung to the tune of Sugar Mountain by Neil Young

oh to live on, butter mountain
eating clarified fat by the spoon

you can gain twenty, on butter mountain
if you don't control your tasting size real soon

your tasting size real soon

now you're underneath the heat(lamp)
your pants feel tight on the seat

and the bakers that you've met
say you ain't seen nothing yet

oh to live on, butter mountain
eating clarified fat by the spoon

you can gain twenty, on butter mountain
but it tastes so good, you're sad to leave so soon

you're sad to leave so soon